Pe bicicleta

(Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.)

Cum gandesc unele fete

(Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.)

‘Mariah Carey’ de Bulgaria

(Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.)

Stiati ca…?

Daca tipi timp de 8 ani, 7 luni si 6 zile, o sa produci suficienta energie pentru a fierbe o ceasca de cafea. (E greu de crezut ca merita sa faci asta)

La porci orgasmul dureaza 30 de minute. (In viata viitoare as vrea sa fiu porc.)

Cand te dai cu capul de pereti utilizezi cam 150 [...]

Solutii la criza

Pe perioada crizei economice guvernul roman va asigura slujbe pentru someri.

Ele vor fi oficiate de preoti, episcopi si mitropoliti.

Dog rape

Cum ceri o bere in 50 de limbi

O bere va rog - in ordine alfabetica
______________________________________________________________
1) Afrikaans A beer, ah-suh-bleef!
______________________________________________________________
2) American Brewski here, please!
______________________________________________________________
3) Arabic Waheed beera, meen fadleek!
______________________________________________________________
4) Basque Garagardo bat, mesedez!
______________________________________________________________
5) Belarusian Ad-no pee-vah ka-lee lah-ska!
______________________________________________________________
6) Bengali Eka handoiya, doya koray!
______________________________________________________________
7) Bulgarian Edna beerra, molya!
______________________________________________________________
8)  Catalan Una cervesa, si us plau!
______________________________________________________________
9) Cheyenne Nok hee-sevo-tamah-peh, mas-eh-met-ah-no!
______________________________________________________________
10) Chinese Ching gay woh ee bay [...]

Apel 911

Hahaha

Nu va zic nimic ca stric surpriza…

(Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.)

Banc politic

La sedinta de partid, pentru ridicarea nivelului intelectual, Mircea Geoana explica:
- Sa presupunem ca Dl. Ion Iliescu moare. il ingropam, pe mormant creste o floare, vine o vaca si o mananca, mai incolo trage o balega, eu trec pe acolo si dupa ce, intamplator, calc in ea, zic: “Ioane, Ioane, ce ai fost si ce [...]